The Ravings of a Mad Computer Scientist

dapperbadass:

Last weekend, I went out to eat. I had to use the restroom. I normally use the men’s restroom, as I feel I belong there more than I do in the women’s. I’d rather not get screamed at or slapped. Guys mind their own business when they go to do their business. After waiting eternity for the men’s room, I decided to use the ladies’. Waiting a long time for a restroom usually means you don’t want to go in there, anyway.

This restroom told me I was beautiful like a flower.